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all-things-code-geass:

season one + season two —> Sayoko Shinozaki [the Ninja Maid]

contramonster:

Aaaaand one more because I am weak and couldn’t resist. I almost made Percy way older, I keep forgetting he’s only 12 in the first book hahaha

contramonster:

Aaaaand one more because I am weak and couldn’t resist. I almost made Percy way older, I keep forgetting he’s only 12 in the first book hahaha

gaymercutio:

I AM REALLY STRESSED AND SAD RIGHT NOW

aggressively points u towards this post for an explanation 

"When’s he going to wake up?" Jason asked, walking into the big house and sitting himself down crosslegged in the chair next to Annabeth. 

"How would I know?" Annabeth sighed. She blew away the few strands that were hanging in her face and sighed. "He looks extremely comfortable.” 

"He’s drooling," Jason said, holding in a laugh, and then the two of them were both clutching their stomachs, giggling. 

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bisexualjason:

gaymercutio:

bisexualjason:

bisexualjason:

bisexualjason:

[ABRUPTLY OPENS YOUR DOOR] YEAH BUT JASON GROWING UP IN CHB AND ALWAYS TALKING TO THALIA’S TREE.

[GRABS YOUR SHOULDERS] JASON AND ANNABETH BEING CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. JASON LOOKING UP TO LUKE.

[JUMPS UP AND DOWN] JASON ALWAYS BRINGING UP HE HAS A SISTER. JASON WORKING HARD TO MAKE THALIA PROUD.

can i just add to this au because 

  • jason and thalia running around on the streets together alone protecting each other from monsters
  • thalia holding jason every night and telling him everything’s going to be alright and that he shouldnt be scared even though she’s terrified 
  • thalia giving jason lectures on how if she doesnt make it he HAS to keep going 
  • jason and thalia meeting luke and jason loves him instantly but thalia’s a bit skeptical 
  • jason, thalia and luke meeting annabeth for the first time and jason is delighted to meet someone his own age 
  • annabeth getting angry because jason is younger than her and taller than her 
  • baby jason and annabeth teasing each other 
  • the night when they’re at half blood hill and thalia’s about to sacrifice herself, it takes luke and annabeth to get jason up the hill because he’s kicking and screaming that he needs to help thalia 
  • BABY JASON IN THE ZEUS CABIN ALL BY HIMSELF AT NIGHT AND HE’S TERRIFIED 
  • i’m crying 

OH MY GOD AJ, YES, YES TO ALL OF THIS.

See also:

  • Jason spending the first six months sneaking up to Thalia’s tree to sleep, having to elude the harpies bc he can’t sleep in the Zeus Cabin.
  • Jason telling all about his day to the tree.
  • Jason only talking to Annabeth and Luke because he can’t seem to open up with anybody else.
  • Jason slowly deciding to make Thalia proud and doing his best at camp.
  • Jason floating away a few times and getting flustered because he just can’t get back down.
  • Jason getting really mad one day and suddenly electrocuting the person he was fighting and stops touching people for weeks
  • Jason one days hears offhandenly why his sister was killed and becoming a little more introvert, bowing to not fall to the prophecy for her.

SCREAMS FOREVER

umbrakinetics:

tinybro:

umbrakinetics:

tinybro:

umbrakinetics:

tinybro:

tinybro:

i want extreme intimate-but-still platonic bffs-for-life jasico right now

like i was them to have a slightly less ridiculous “JD and turk” kind of relationship. i want jason and piper to come back from their honeymoon and jason is immediately tackle-hugged by nico and they’re just like oozing affection all over each other while piper just deadpans to annabeth “maybe someday he’ll love me like that”

like seriously someone should just redraw this scene for me with jason and nico

keLLY

        

aSH

CRIES ABOUT IT

         

YELLS LOUDLY

jASON

            

AND THEN IT BASICALLY TURNS INTO THIS EARLIER HEADCANON

umbrakinetics:

tinybro:

umbrakinetics:

tinybro:

tinybro:

i want extreme intimate-but-still platonic bffs-for-life jasico right now

like i was them to have a slightly less ridiculous “JD and turk” kind of relationship. i want jason and piper to come back from their honeymoon and jason is immediately tackle-hugged by nico and they’re just like oozing affection all over each other while piper just deadpans to annabeth “maybe someday he’ll love me like that”

like seriously someone should just redraw this scene for me with jason and nico

keLLY

        

aSH

CRIES ABOUT IT

         

YELLS LOUDLY

umbrakinetics:

tinybro:

tinybro:

i want extreme intimate-but-still platonic bffs-for-life jasico right now

like i was them to have a slightly less ridiculous “JD and turk” kind of relationship. i want jason and piper to come back from their honeymoon and jason is immediately tackle-hugged by nico and they’re just like oozing affection all over each other while piper just deadpans to annabeth “maybe someday he’ll love me like that”

like seriously someone should just redraw this scene for me with jason and nico

keLLY

        

aSH

tinybro:

i want extreme intimate-but-still platonic bffs-for-life jasico right now

like i was them to have a slightly less ridiculous “JD and turk” kind of relationship. i want jason and piper to come back from their honeymoon and jason is immediately tackle-hugged by nico and they’re just like oozing affection all over each other while piper just deadpans to annabeth “maybe someday he’ll love me like that”

like seriously someone should just redraw this scene for me with jason and nico

i want extreme intimate-but-still platonic bffs-for-life jasico right now

like i was them to have a slightly less ridiculous “JD and turk” kind of relationship. i want jason and piper to come back from their honeymoon and jason is immediately tackle-hugged by nico and they’re just like oozing affection all over each other while piper just deadpans to annabeth “maybe someday he’ll love me like that”

Kellyyy, I'm glad you liked that story! it means a lot to me that you rebloged it and your tags made me laugh hahah have a nice daaay
bisexualjason

IT WAS SO CUTE I HOPE YOU CONTINUE IT BECAUSE I LIKE THIS IDEA SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA

bisexualjason:

This is a birthday present for the lovely Julia, who is the sweetest and y’all should follow her. It’s part of my chb!Jason and takes place the morning after Percy promises Nico he will take care of Bianca. Because Jason is apparently weak to little kids concerned about their big sisters. 

Of course, Jason was the first one to notice that Percy was gone.

Again.

He sighed, a small but steady ball of annoyance growing in his gut. He crossed his arms. So this was how it was going to be, huh? Him, always making the responsible decision while Percy just did whatever he wanted? Like he wasn’t worried about Annabeth? He knew her longer than him! She meant the world to him! Why did he have to stay back in camp, huh? Why, if he—?

Jason snapped, noticing that the cackling sound that had been bothering him actually came from the air around him, that was buzzing with electricity. He blushed.

No. He wouldn’t get bitter about this. He had responsibilities, Thalia had trusted him to stay at camp and help the others. Jason squared his shoulders and walked down the cabins, his strides strong and purposeful.

He wouldn’t let Thalia down.

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gaymercutio:

[whispers] thalia as the daughter of jupiter

[talks a bit louder] thalia and jason clinging to each other as they try to fall asleep at the wolf house

[talks normally] thalia as praetor who everyone’s scared of and jason as the sweet little kid in the fifth cohort who everyone loves

[yells] baby jaSON GOES ON HIS FIRST QUEST AND THALIA SITS AT HOME STRESSING

[RIPS MY SHIRT OFF] jason and reyna defeat krios and become the new praetors and thALIA STEPS DOWN AND GOES TO COLLEGE

Eva Butt Canons

watsoniswaybetterasian:

this is what i’m doing with my life you cant stop me

Kaworu: Kaworu has a bony butt. Bony like wow when you touch it you can feel the planes of his hip and thighs shifting beneath it and his butt tapers in sharply at his thighs instead of being round and soft because he is a tall-ass lanky albino boy with not nearly enough meat on his bones.

Asuka: Really fit and lean; you could bounce a quarter off that sweet beautiful hind. Perky and on the small side; she likes the size of it. It’s kind of square-ish and narrow. She wishes her hips were bigger so she could be curvier.

Mari: Voluptuous goddess of fertility with a round behind. It’s very round, but toned; when she runs the shape is really obvious. She has really big thighs, too. From the waist down she’s a knock out in that she could probably knock you out if she pushes you with those hips.

Rei: Rei has really wide hips for her body and they flare out into a pretty nice, heart-shaped butt. It’s a bit bigger around the sides and on the tip than the bottom so it curves outwards before sort of sloping inwards.

Shinji: On the day Shinji was born the gods smiled and thus bestowed upon that tender babe the most exquisitely crafted posterior man or angel could want. It is soft yet firm to the touch, unyielding but smooth like it has been sanded down by the soft feathery tips of a thousand angel’s fingers.He has the perfect ratio of hip, butt and thighs, and that butt is as perfectly formed as the sacred Peaches of Immortality that take three thousand years to ripen.  Words cannot describe the delicate balance of curves, roundness and compact muscle that make up this triumph of genetics, but suffice to say anyone who is afforded the rare opportunity to lay fingers on that superb behind is truly blessed.

NICO CALLING FRANK “FRANKIE” THO